Why should we
be surprised? Absolutely EVERYTHING the
Bible prohibits is celebrated by the harlot churches both
Protestant and Catholic...
THE BIBLE - No repetitive prayers
The
Catholic Harlot - Our
Father, Hail Mary, etc.
THE BIBLE - No
use of the word FATHER for human religious teachers
The
Catholic Harlot - Every
parish has "Fathers" and Rome has "the
Holy Father"
THE BIBLE - No
prohibition of marriage
The
Catholic Harlot - You
can't marry if you REALLY want to serve God.
THE BIBLE - No
mediator except Christ
The
Catholic Harlot - Pray
to saints, Mary, et al
THE BIBLE - No
man-made rules. Only what is in the Bible
The
Legalistic Harlot - Man-made
rules for everything under heaven and ignore the Bible rules people don't
like, such as prohibitions on partiality, greed, and gossiping
THE BIBLE - Homosexuality
is an abomination and worthy of painful death
The
Liberal Harlot - God
celebrates diversity - in fact, Jesus was gay.
THE BIBLE
- No fornication or adultery
The
Liberal Harlot - Are
you kidding?
THE BIBLE - All
scripture is given by inspiration of God
The
Liberal Harlot - We
will go by the Jesus Seminar's vote on what is authentic.
THE BIBLE - All
life is sacred and God knits babies in the womb.
The
Liberal Harlot - The
Liberal Harlot - God makes mistakes man is obliged to fix.
THE BIBLE - The
righteous must plead the cause of the powerless.
The
Liberal Harlot - Disabled
babies should be left to die, particularly if their parents are too poor to pay
for their outrageous medical bills.
THE BIBLE - It is
harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God than for a camel to go
through the eye of the needle. It is the rich who afflict you and take
you to court, not the poor.
The
Word-Faith Harlot - Rich
folks make the best Christians.
THE BIBLE - You
cannot serve God and mammon.
The
Word-Faith Harlot
- You serve God BY serving mammon. God LOVES mammon, and if you have a lot
of it, it is a sign of God's highest approval.
THE BIBLE - The
Son of Man does not have a place to lay his head. He needed to find money
in a fish to pay his taxes.
The
Word-Faith Harlot -
Jesus wore designer clothes and was rich, rich, rich.
THE BIBLE - The
faithful are sore afflicted, Paul often was reduced to nothing.
The
Word-Faith Harlot - The
SuperApostles from 2 Corinthians have been resurrected. And some of them are
women, praise God!
THE BIBLE - Women
should learn in quietness and not rule over men or teach men.
The
Post-Biblical Evangelical - The sign of the end is God's mighty anointing on women in the pulpit.
THE BIBLE - Women
MUST submit to their husbands and husbands should rule the home.
The
Post-Biblical Evangelical - Husbands and wives should share equally in everything. If they remain at loggerheads long enough, the husband can make the
decision, but he is to make it in deference to his wife since he is to give
himself up for her just like Jesus gives in to us and follows our will instead of his own.
THE BIBLE
- Tongues and prophecy were present at the birth of the church and just
about whenever God moves. God said through Paul he wished we all
spoke in tongues.
The
Post-Biblical Pentecostal - Tongues and prophecy are OK in small meetings but inappropriate in Church so as not to offend anyone and aren't really necessary anyhow.
THE BIBLE - Whoever
will not bear my cross cannot be my disciple.
The
Post-Biblical Pentecostal - We pay a few big bucks for others to bear the cross
and make it optional for everyone else. The big thing is worship -
and be sure to do it YOUR way in a manner that appeals to you and satisfies your
emotions.